! EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM !

THIS IS NOT A TEST.

DUE TO GREAT CONCERN FOR THE FRAGILE EMOTIONS OF THE MASSES WE MUST ANNOUNCE THE EXISTENCE OF 498,516,889 DEAD VIRGINS HERE ON CANADIAN SOIL.

FOR YOUR SAFETY THE FOLLOWING LINKS CONTAIN LIVE SIGHTINGS OF SUCH VILE CREATURES.

PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

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498,516,889 Dead Virgins @ Parliament 2 [08/06/24] [ link ]
498,516,889 Dead Virgins @ Parliament 2 [24/02/24] (Debut) [ link ]

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