DEAD VIRGINS, LIVE ON RADIO

Most would think it wasn't possible, incels on radio, impossible. But yes it's true, with months of manifesting and charging black quartz under the glow of a CRT playing WataMote on repeat. We finally got noticed. Thanks to the open mind of an up and coming real journalist we were interviewed LIVE on CKCU FM for The Underground Ottawa. We aired live along side moridori where we answered some hard questions about the blackpill and our plans to take over the world.

Find it live here

Thanks to Graham for taking a crazy risk with letting us speak the incel truth live on air. Check out the other recordings of the show or tune in next time to learn about the Ottawa underground and discover something you probably never heard of.

Found another fresh recording hidden deep in my waifus folder. Check it out

An Old Faviourite

It's been a while. Because of the delay we have a rerecorded version of double suicide on the demos page, made especially for you. Some good news from us incels for once. Projects are still going strong lots new to drop soon and in the future. Love is the eternal battle between the sexes one we plan on winning. Part of taking the blackpill is you can't cough it up, but that was never the plan.

P.S. Instagram has DIED. Got shut down for being too based. Take this as a lesson to never trust a glowing platform, full of vampires, echo chambers and group think all the way to the top. Escape the matrix. Go outside. Make something.

Stay cool and until next time: you may be doomermaxxed but keep your room clean, it will help you avoid getting shot during your next wellness check. Stay safe out there!

Retribution ACHIEVED

Thats right folks we have successfully radicalized many a more people through blackpills and the incel truth. Attendees were required to mew for the entire duration of the show and we saw a whole rank increase on the decile scale for most fellow cels. It turns out auramaxxing and mewing simultaneously synergizes greatly doubling the gains per second. In fact most of us have moved to complete volceldom as our looksmaxx gains have been insane, so thanks to everyone who came and mewed with us. We had a lot of protesters this go around larping as female fans. Luckily we accounted for this and turned off the lights and lo and behold they glowed in the dark. Though sheer speech skill alone we were able to not only radicalize these secret agents but we got them to swear to become double agents for us incels. But I have a surprise, did you think we would so quick as align with the enemy especially since they broke the no female policy? HA HA worry not! We now have video evidence, full doxxes, an angry trans women and a kiwifarms post locked and loaded to cancel back these blind haters! Thats right this is war and the army grows from 4 million dead virgins to 5 million all in Ottawa, all here literally in this very city, infact its most the population (many of us uncounted in census data) its just the low-level programmed NPCS (aka wokepillers) and the feds left!

I would like to take this time to thank those who came to the show despite the cancellation and shit. Some new cels and old cels all coming together to have fun, real great to see the blackpill alive and well in Ottawa, god bless, finally some reals. Thank you candyboys for putting on a based set and handing out free aura tips and spreading the real truth through body graffiti. Thank you to john lennon for recording the show. And again thank you to our growing community. Check out moridori as they have something cool dropping in the near future and also check out BAD4BUSINESS drop from the candyboys they also play Club SAW the 31st so show your support for that it will be sick and def a place to network with fellow gamers. As for us we are gunna focus recording and we have another longer term film based project as well, so stay tuned.

Until next time, real fun night and that is thanks to ya'll! SHOW RECORDING DROPPING SOONISH!

Yeah thats fucking right we have a show!

Thought you could stop us? We aren't going anywhere motherfucker. We ARE playing August 24th at Parliament 2 (Doors 7:00pm, First act 8:00pm).

Well how the fuck do I find this Parliament 2? Drop a line to 4mdv(at)tfwno.gf or DM on Instagram to get the address. It will be $5 at the door, you're welcome to bring your own alcohol (nooses will be provided on site). Space goes quickly so we can't guarantee a spot, but hey you should come.

Our lead singer has a terminal illness so this could quite possibly be the last show we do (he doesn't like to talk about it)

So seriously fuck you and your girlfriend stop complaining you redditor NPCs and get a fucking life. Us NEETS have found the true pill the real red pill, escape your programming.

For the rest of you... Some of you guys are alright. Show up to Parliament 2 August 24th.
So long, space cels.

Hey are you wondering what we are about? Maybe saw the posters around the city of Ottawa lately?

Well, fellow gentlemen and femoids, the incel prophecy has been realized AGAIN! Looks like our show was cancelled by avant-garde. For anyone wondering yes this is a shadow government psyop to radicalize us incels! But that is simply not enough to stop us from putting on a show. We have accounted for this (of course) and selected 80% resistance to mkultra radiation on the character select screen!

The millions of incels at the Ottawa incel HQ are currently in the process of finding a new venue. If these denizens of NEET nation fail in their quest, not to worry, the elite wizard squad detachment has a place lined up thanks to the badass Ottawa underground scene. Working out details now, this announcement will be updated soon :).

We also have an act change due to the unforseen scheduling issues we will now be performing with moridori and the auramax highschool alumni the candyboys

RETRIBUTION NOW!

See you soon, this August. Stay tuned or succumb to your programming...

Make sure to check out the hype on the Ottawa reddit here. All aboard hahahaha lets gooooo!

We as a band want to make an official response to the recent rumors about the band.

Yes, they are all true.

We made a song to apologize to those we have irreparably damaged. We would like to thank those who have came forward, you were very brave in confronting us with your feelings. We hope the new demo will ease your hearts.

With love, 419,512,889 Dead Virgins

Check out our → Demos ← NOW to absolutely tastemog e-girls online!